You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I am puke
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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