Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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