Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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