No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
