she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
We got so high we made milksteak
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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