This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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