only you would photoshop your dick
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We had sex on a dog bed..
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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