absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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