Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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