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(505): View more from New Mexico

So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.

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(+61): View more from Australia

I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!

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(206): View more from Washington

Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.

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I'll pay?

(206): View more from Washington

Pick me up at 9.

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(646): View more from New York

i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"

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(208): View more from Idaho

God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight

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(831): View more from California

Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE

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