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(304): View more from West Virginia

You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless

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(631): View more from New York

I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.

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