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(317): View more from Indiana

I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.

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i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later

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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...

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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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