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i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant

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Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.

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Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.

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I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.

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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.

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My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed

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im bored tell me something entertaining

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You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.

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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.

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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.

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And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.

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