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(503): View more from Oregon

Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it

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(870): View more from Arkansas

So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.

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(512): View more from Texas

He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.

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(847): View more from Illinois

i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.

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(+27): View more from South Africa

My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.

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(330): View more from Ohio

would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.

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