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(415): View more from California

It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.

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When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.

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(937): View more from Ohio

I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash

(1-513): View more from Ohio

GO. BACK. NOW.

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(510): View more from California

You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...

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(804): View more from Virginia

when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"

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(301): View more from Maryland

Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?

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