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(330): View more from Ohio

Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.

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(614): View more from Ohio

If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people

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(816): View more from Missouri

If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation

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