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(503): View more from Oregon

Me too!

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.

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(810): View more from Michigan

GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward

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(360): View more from Washington

so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy

(360): View more from Washington

man i love america

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(805): View more from California

why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??

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(410): View more from Maryland

She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with

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