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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.

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(214): View more from Texas

So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.

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(712): View more from Iowa

We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun

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(806): View more from Texas

And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...

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(919): View more from North Carolina

its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.

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(517): View more from Michigan

He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls

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