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(310): View more from California

I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.

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(607): View more from New York

You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles

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(740): View more from Ohio

omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.

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(707): View more from California

Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.

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(516): View more from New York

We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom

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(+49): View more from Germany

I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka

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(805): View more from California

No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.

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