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(503): View more from Oregon

Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal

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(806): View more from Texas

If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut

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(207): View more from Maine

guess who has a date tonight

(401): View more from Rhode Island

look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed

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(316): View more from Kansas

You love me.

(785): View more from Kansas

That's because, tragically, I adore whores.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.

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(813): View more from Florida

How am I a tease?

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Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.

(813): View more from Florida

ONLY PART OF IT.

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(845): View more from New York

Stop trying to talk to my friends!!

(1-845): View more from New York

then get some ugly ones...

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(701): View more from North Dakota

The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.

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