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(903): View more from Texas

Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.

(1-903): View more from Texas

Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises

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(514): View more from Quebec

I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.

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