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(506): View more from New Brunswick

i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.

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(904): View more from Florida

you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.

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