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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka

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(513): View more from Ohio

Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours

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(719): View more from Colorado

I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits

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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly

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(559): View more from California

she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.

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(334): View more from Alabama

all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.

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