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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.

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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'

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(404): View more from Georgia

I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high

(954): View more from Florida

Yeah, I don't like babies at all

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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.

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