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So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.

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They're like sad pomegranates.

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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.

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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?

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Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.

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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.

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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.

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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.

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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.

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