Last Night in Michigan (586)

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  love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"

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  and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."

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  I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.

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  I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...

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  their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?

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  and what kinds of feelings would these be?

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  Happy, horny, occasionally hungry

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  So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?

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  1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night

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  2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street

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  3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call

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  So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you

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  We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.

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  Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy

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  He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.

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  I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.

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  I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk

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  I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite

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  You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.

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  I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?

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  You get 5 min

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  Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.

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  I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.

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