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  We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.

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  Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.

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  He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.

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  We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him

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  All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.

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  she has no idea who harrison ford is.

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  see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s

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  I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!

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  my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.

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  Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.

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  She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.

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  Campus is too small for this to keep happening

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  This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?

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  My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like

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  Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start

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  The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.

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