Last Night in Ohio (419)

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  So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?

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  Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico

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  You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster

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  two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome

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  He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"

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  Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus

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  On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire

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  Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"

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  Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.

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  I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.

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  She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...

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  A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.

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  new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.

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  you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.

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  I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.

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