Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
