Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
its liver damage thursday
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