I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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