The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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