sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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