i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
