love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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