I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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