I'm lost and stupid without you.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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