You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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