Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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