I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
