remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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