can u get pink eye on your cock?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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