Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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