We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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