are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
