I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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