marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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