? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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