i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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