why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
